Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by Jebus December 30, 2004

kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

by Doo-da June 4, 2007

keef

Either the crystals off dank marijuana buds or the yellow pollen from the male plants.

The keef blizzy knocked me on my ass last night!

by Subeej March 31, 2003

Keef K9 Kirby

Extended version of KKK, used to relate to a fat loser not the white supremisist ass holes. Still attending college at the age of 30, an old school conservative with conflicting values about race and sexuality. Will remain a virgin for the rest of his sad life unless rape laws are ammended or abolished. He buys the times every day and clearly just looks at the pictures, as he can "read" the whole thing cover to cover in 10 minutes.

Neil: hey man check out that Keef K9 Kirby Twat

Kevin: Yea Dude hes such a dick hole, check him ou watching the news on his own again

Neil: Well, they should not use so many colourful pictures then.

by Porchmonkeyforlife February 11, 2009

Keefe

Gaelic meaning handsome, noble, gentle, lovable.

"Ach! You're so Keefe, I could just pinch your cheeks: both sets!"

by Elan J February 4, 2010

Kleenices

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.

Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

keefak

It's Arabic for saying How are you. Three words in one, Magic

For girls you say Keefik.

Keefak mate ? = How are you mate ? OR Keefik girl ? = How are you girl ?

by Ahmad Abdulhadi March 23, 2005