kack

to fuck; to have sex

I walked up to this girl and I said "Let's Kack!" and she was like "Aiight take me home baby"

by UrbanLyfe May 4, 2009

klucker

n. (Klux + -er): 1. A member of the Ku Klux Klan. 2. Used pejoratively, a white American who is perceived to be bigoted, particularly in matters of black / white racial integration.

Look at that old klucker up on the courthouse steps, bawling his head off about "them nigras."

by Carl Willis May 13, 2005

knack

To knack: to fuck, to hump, to shag, to bone.

Ah, Dave! I'd knack that tight piece of ass!

by Chemise January 1, 2009

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.

Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.

by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008

Kack Sack

a strange bag one might carry just for the excuse to carry a strange bag. The bag is most likely both uncomfortable to carry but also nearly impossible to use as a bag (cannot hold useful items). And holy shit what is this? The FaceBook feed seems to be updating talking about Porn! and terrorists? What is this crud crumpet? I shall not accept this random posting of strange words by freshmen (for who else actually visits this page).

Do you under stand the stupid bag word? I just wrote this so I could say Kack Sack in real life, and cry in front of my three friends, so fuck life, fuck me (please don't), and fuck tennis.

I but some bull shit in my Uber Fashionable Kack Sack just so I could justify carrying this stupid bag.

by Feleckitet May 27, 2014

kackb00n

Disregard social norms, indulge every whim, mock idiots and posers, and just generally act like a raging dickhead and idiot.

Used in pseudo "Hacker"-Language e.g. 1337 h4x0r

you're a kackb00n!!

"du bist so ein kackboon"

by chemp November 23, 2006

kack

kack means :-
1) from latin which refers to wiping your arse

2) means shit , ballshit , arse wipe

3) crap

4)tosser/ wanker

1) s/he talks kack
2) s/he's a bit of kack

by hycksos June 8, 2009