robo kitteh (robotic mechanism kitten) is a robotic cat created by Gerry Giraffe, chief scientist of cat land. He is currently on version 3.0, the most recent version included shape changes to mke him look more cat-like, he previously looked like boxes piled on top of eachother.
He is around the size of a large shopping centre or retail park, ie meadowhall.
Though he fits inside a "box" that is considerably bigger on the inside than on te outside and this box is carried on the collar of sammy (the cat)
He is around the size of a large shopping centre or retail park, ie meadowhall.
Though he fits inside a "box" that is considerably bigger on the inside than on te outside and this box is carried on the collar of sammy (the cat)
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A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
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by mellowrin May 21, 2022
Get the discord kittens mug.Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
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If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!
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Get the Kitten Mittons mug.Kiteboarding, also known to kiteboarder's as kitesurfing. It involves using a large kite that gives traction and lift, (and these days has 4 or five lines) using a wake type or surf type board with bindings (foot straps) to hold your feet in place. By using the kite's power and holding down the power of the kite using your feet, you can pull off massive airs 30 foot+. The kites normally have a way of storing air inside them incase the kite were to land on the water it wouldn't sink.The boards usually range from 100cm in length to over 180cm.
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