kicking dicks

Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.

by Jigurda12 February 29, 2016

kicking the shoe home

to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.

"awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home tonight."

by bjs June 27, 2006

Kicking ass and taking numbers

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.

He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

phony kicking it

When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them

I don't get how she was just talking about her but they cool

It's called phony kicking it. It's stupid but everyone's doing it

by SiliconAssAndBrazilianHair July 9, 2016

Kicking Puppies

To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;

Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.

Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."

"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."

by timeMuse February 4, 2013

Cunt Kicking Carnival

Where the are you are in is prominently full of females you hate, you may wish to initiate a cunt kicking carnival. Thus sprinting at full pace towards each female kicking them whole-heartedly in the cunt.

A successful Cunt Kicking Carnival will see at least 5 women left infertile, numb and incredibly swollen around the vaginal area.

Those fucking lesbians are stood in are part of the playground. Time to initiate a Cunt Kicking Carnival .

by Big Jonno October 16, 2008