keyfess

To imitate another website

I am going to keyfess a site like www.sosecret.com

by Jason1012 October 29, 2006

Keyser

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.

That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.

by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017

Keffer

A hot sexy convict boyfriend who smokes a shit ton of Reefer, and loves deeply.

My boyfriend Keffer smokes too much reefer, the chiefer of the keif.

by BEENBEAN February 27, 2019

Keyfart

To forget that one is holding down a key on the keyboard. When performing unusual or complex keypress combinations, it is easy for one to actually forget one is pressing a key, and keep it held down with their finger. When this happens, they may believe that their application is glitching by continually performing one action, such as printing a long line of "z". Depending on the situation, it may actually take a few moments for the user to think about the problem and find the solution to it.

I was wondering why my my pages kept scrolling down without my permission, then I realized I was doing a keyfart on the down arrow.

by JL_Harkster October 18, 2006

Keyfraud

Someone who pretends to be another person or claims to have gained certain accomplishments via internet (esp. social networking site comments) of which have not been proven to be gained in his/her actual life.

Also (derived from) Keyboard fraud

Example 1

Keyfraud: I hope you know that I am the owner of this site and I can have your account deleted if you keep talking shit

User1: Yeah sure you're the owner, prove it!

Example 2

Keyfraud: you don't know shit about how to fight. I have a 10th degree blackbelt in kyokushin karate and I have trained mma for 15 years and I've won competitions around the world. The shit you showed in this video wouldn't work in a real fight

User1: yeah right, how about you upload a video and prove that by showing us what you've won, anyone can type shit up through a keyboard

by R19H92 February 27, 2013

keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.

Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.

by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

Keyser West Virginia

Keyser is a small town in West Virginia. Like any other town there are some negative traits however most of the community are very kind supportive people. Keyser is located in the panhandle of West Virginia and like most small towns everyone knows everyone. They have recently been devastated by the drug epidemic that plagued the United States and Keyser is fighting back. They are having open seminars and discussions providing support groups and the city police are cracking down on the no drug policy. Keyser youth are being taught right from wrong and being molded into a productive part of the community. Keyser is fighting the war on drugs. Keyser is standing up against the previous definitions mentioned for this search. We are united. We are strong. We are proud. We fight back.

Have you ever been to Keyser West Virginia?
Yeah. The people from Keyser West Virginia aren’t taking anymore shit. They are standing proud together and helping one another.

by West Virginia proud November 28, 2018