Keaton

My bodypillow

"Have you seen Keaton mom?"
"YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT DAMM BODY PILLOW KAREN"

by Keatonlover69 July 3, 2021

klepto

short for Kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.

That klepto just took my phone!

by Celebgil Silverstar July 31, 2004

Kelton

A man, usually brunette, with hazel eyes. Extremely faithful, and an overall good person. Gets angered easily.

"Woah, is he ok?"

"Yea, he's just pulling a Kelton"

by la., November 15, 2009

Keston

an amazing boy, with incredible musical talent, big heart, and a hot bod.

"he's a total keston."

"he was good, but nothing compared to keston."

by littlemermaid October 17, 2008

Michael Keatoned

v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.

*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.

"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."

by sbj1786 February 17, 2009

Kenton

Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.

kenton makes drunk girls horny

by Michelle (Shelly) September 7, 2008

kept girl

A female that is "kept" by a wealthy person in case their current relationship / marriage falls through. They are often paid a yearly salary to stay on retainer.

The kept in "kept girl" implies two things: One being that they are well kept for financially, the other being that they are kept by what could be considered their owner, ie. they are "keeping" her.

"She's a kept girl."

by WHOA. May 30, 2008