Evil Keel

The most violent despicable evil specimen of human nature to ever walk the Earth.Avoid at all costs. His power surges from bathing in the blood of his victims

"Watch out! It's Evil Keel coming out of the bubble bath!"

by Sebabble September 22, 2025

Is Liam Keel Okay?

Something people ask frequently when seeing the iconic My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's publicly released photos and how slim set he looks...

Is Liam Keel Okay? He just looks really tired in most photos. I know he had quite a few people abusing him on Twitter several months back. I don't know maybe he's fine I just care about my hero a lot.

by King Of My Little Pony March 6, 2025

A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.

Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"

by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina

Right before I came I started keel hauling

by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022

drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.

The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus

by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020