Pulling A Kavanaugh

Refusing to take a polygraph/lie detector test

The defendant is pulling a Kavanaugh

by jopants October 6, 2018

Kavanaugh

Beer. Just beer. Any kind of beer.

"Long day at work?"
"Shit yeah, boss was down my throat, time for a Kavanaugh!"

"Crack open a Kavanaugh with the boys"

by CLARENCETHOMASCOKECAN October 2, 2018

Kavanaugh

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a “Kavanaugh” is a lover’s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.

We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs we’d ever heard.

by ciabrat October 9, 2018

Fuck off, Kavanaugh.

When a person says something misogynistic to a woman. She replies with “fuck off, Kavanaugh.”

When some random guy says “smile, you’d look prettier.”

You reply with “Fuck off, Kavanaugh.”

by PettyWhiteGirk October 5, 2018

Kavanaugh of Bros

A group of douchey bro guys. Similar to when groups of collectives of animals are given names such as a murder of crows or a pack of wolves.

Oh no, I have to walk through that Kavanaugh of bros by the bar to get to the restroom. I'll just pee my pants, than walk pass that fog of privileged it'll be easier.

by its_lady_kc March 14, 2019

kavanaughtical

when you're drinking and you assault an attractive species in the water

Dayum that mermaid is hot; I guess I'll have to go kavanaughtical on her. Here, jellyfish, hold my PABST.

by angie O edema October 5, 2018

to Brett Kavanaugh

To Brett Kavanaugh - to pull out calendars as proof of activity, specifically to attempt to prove something happened.

I'm going to Brett Kavanaugh this attorney!

by Frustrated Clerk February 3, 2022