Jason

An amazing guy with an awesome personality. He's really hot and so much fun to be with. The only name that is spelled with the months
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He's really nice and really smart. Very playful and energetic

Jason is so hot

by jasontheawesome March 1, 2015

Jasonism

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

by vilefileman November 26, 2010

Jasonschnitzel

To jasonschnitzel something is to do something with to much confidence and very little intelligence.

You really jasonschnitzeled the shit out of that one!

Is your name jasonschnitzel cause you really fucked that one up!

by The brains January 15, 2014

jasonsulli

JasonSulli is someone who is very very famous. Like you don’t understand how famous he is. He’s so famous everyone calls him Dad/Funcle (short for fun uncle). He’s so famous that he doesn’t have to go out and buy underwear, he just buys them online and they get shipped right to his front door. But don’t worry you can have the softest underwear shipped to your door too without being famous. Right now if you go to Meundies.com/JennaJulien you can get 20% off your first order. Now that I’ve told you all of these great things about him I bet you’re wondering if this very famous person is single. Sorry ladies, he’s not. He is married to another very famous person, but not as famous as him. She has the most beautiful voice in the world and her name is Gabrielle, or Gabs for short. They also have a very cute cat named Melody who enjoys hacking.

JasonSulli

by ashley_m2 October 9, 2017

Jason Todd

/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 15, 2021

Jason Dean

The 2nd lead in both the movie and the musical, "Heathers".
If you haven't watched either, you have to! NOT RIVERDALE, ILLEGAL HEATHERS OR THE TV SHOW
He's an absolute psychopath but also so freaking hot, I'd let him "Ride my motorbike" If you catch my drift.
Also referred to as JD

Veronica- "OMG the other day Jason Dean bought this hat for my cat isn't it so cuteeeee"
Random Guy- "He tried to kill me the other day because I stepped on your shoe"
Veronica- "Sorry lol, our love is god"

by ariluvr69 April 8, 2022

Judson

n). One of the coolest people to inhabit the earth. Someone with confidence, charisma, and grace. A Judson does not stick to particular group, but sustains a rather expansive amount of friends. There are many kinds of Judson's, but the typical one is found to be sophisticated, intelligent, attractive, athletic, and, in general, the fucking man.

Example #1)

Chad: Yo Jud, whats good man?
Judson: Nothing much my dood.
Chad: That's so cool, you're so awesome.
Judson: Word.

Example #2)

Becky: Wow, you're like ridiculous. Like I leave you for one minute and you're like getting it on with these two equally attractive and respectable women?
Judson: Step aside and grab me a bag of cool-ranch while your up.

by ChadBroChill17777777 January 21, 2010