jasonsulli

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JasonSulli is someone who is very very famous. Like you don’t understand how famous he is. He’s so famous everyone calls him Dad/Funcle (short for fun uncle). He’s so famous that he doesn’t have to go out and buy underwear, he just buys them online and they get shipped right to his front door. But don’t worry you can have the softest underwear shipped to your door too without being famous. Right now if you go to Meundies.com/JennaJulien you can get 20% off your first order. Now that I’ve told you all of these great things about him I bet you’re wondering if this very famous person is single. Sorry ladies, he’s not. He is married to another very famous person, but not as famous as him. She has the most beautiful voice in the world and her name is Gabrielle, or Gabs for short. They also have a very cute cat named Melody who enjoys hacking.

JasonSulli

jasonsulli by ashley_m2 October 9, 2017

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jasonsplaining

When liberal, cuck male attempts to condescend with a nonsensical, self-righteous, and circuitous argument.

Wow! Thanks for jasonsplaining it for me. That was the least insightful thing I've ever heard. Do you have any more generalizations that make no sense that you'd like to share?

jasonsplaining by jimbojimmyjim March 30, 2022

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jasonsulli • jisoosulli • jasonsplaining • Jason Collins • Jan o sullivan • Jason Allison • Jason Ballins • Jason Ellis • Jason Smolic

jisoosulli

The sweetest tiktoker that goes by “Rośe” and the nicest mutual you can ever have

JISOOSULLI POSTED A NEW TIKTOK YAAAY

jisoosulli by Yuri is looking for a gf October 21, 2021

Jisoosulli

A tiktoker , and an amazing friend and the sweetest mutual you could ever have.

YAY JISOOSULLI JUST POSTED

Jisoosulli by Yuri is looking for a gf October 21, 2021

jisoosulli

An amazing tiktoker that always makes my day and is the best mutual you can ever have

YAY JISOOSULLI JUST POSTED

jisoosulli by UwU ig October 21, 2021

jisoosulli

The sweetest tiktoker. The best person to ever set foot on this earth. You’re the luckiest person if you mean something to her

YAY JISOOSULLI JUST POSTED A NEW TIKTOK

jisoosulli by Yuri is looking for a gf October 21, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026