Jizziling

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.

Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.

by dustinsays May 26, 2012

Jizzies

A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self

Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong

by dandan1097 April 25, 2014

Jazzits

A word to express exasperation over a subject or situation.

The equivalent to "oh my gosh" or "oh my goodness." Because how many times can you say these two phrases before their meaning shrivels due to overuse?

"Oh jazzits, Lindsay Lohan is releasing another album!"

"My parents found out about my online porn watching habits... oh jazzits."

by Powell Atkins Farrar February 22, 2009

Jazzie

The type of girl if you have in your life you should never let go. A lot of people just see her for the first thing they notice- her looks but she's so much more than that. Once you've got a Jazzie in your life you forget what it's like without her. She's beautiful inside and out and the most unforgettable girl ever! She may not have much confidence but she the rarest out there. She’ll be on your side to the end. She's intelligent, brave, and kind. She's worth the effort you have to put in and more. She feels like sunshine and a rollercoaster at the same time, a beautiful adventure. She's all the colours at once with at full brightness. She makes you want to be a better person, a better guy, for her.

Person 1: hey man, who’s your home screen?

Person 2: oh her? That's Jazzie man, she's unexplainable and the most beautiful thing I've encountered!

Person 1: hold onto her! If you don’t I will!

by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

Jozie

acid dropping, purple stashing badass stoner pretty hippie.

Jozie chills in abandoned cabins- she is so badass!

by Efficient April 2, 2010

jazzies

A non-derogatory name for a group of girls, unlike bitches and hoes.

David: Hey bro, you wanna go to a party tonite?
Nathan: Are there gunna be any jazzies?
David: hell yea. a crapload of them.
Nathan: Right on then.

by remairwaldo December 18, 2008