A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.
That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
by StealthAGC June 20, 2013
Get the testosterone jockeymug. After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.
by smithpie October 18, 2014
Get the Jockey Choccymug. The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.
- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
facebook
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013
Get the Facebook Jockeymug. by plowe1122 July 31, 2009
Get the casket jockeymug. A city dweller you might see selling street food from a cart or a van. Usually there will be hundreds of items to choose from, but the jockey will be totally confused if you ask for anything other than a “gyro”.
by RonaldMund May 23, 2019
Get the Street jockeymug. When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.
by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018
Get the salad jockeymug. Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.
by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008
Get the Basement Jockeymug.