jiffy-pop 

A particularly large, hairy bush, reminiscent of the old Jiffy-Pop popcorn which was heated on the stove. It was a foil pie pan with aluminum foil on top. Inside was popping corn and oil, and when put over flame, exploded into a metallic afro of sorts, filled with popcorn!

"Dude, look at the bulge in her slacks! I bet that motherfucker has a jiffy-pop!"

jiffy-pop by jdog1096 May 23, 2005

jiffy pop 

A large teased up balloon-like hair style finished smooth with a several coats of hair spray. Maintenance requires wearing a plastic rain bonnet or flimsy nyson scarf for outdoor activities or driving, special neck support pillows to elevate one's head above the sleep surface for nighttime protection (see Sunday newspaper supplement), frequent hand smoothing and mirror cross-checks to confirm finish integrity and global symmetry, and regular Saturday morning salon makeovers.

We had great seats for the wedding until those two jiffy pops took the seats in front of us.

Not tonight--my jiffy pop might crack.

jiffy pop by Tom Sr. October 27, 2005

Jiffy Lube 

When you're getting it on with a girl and she all of the sudden dries up, you have to quickly eat her out for awhile to get her wet again before you lose your hard on.

When she dried up during sex, I had to give her a jiffy lube to keep it going.

Jiffy Lube by bigs November 9, 2008

jiffy snuge 

Peanut Butter Cunt

jiffy snuge = when a woman wipes from back to front.

jiffy snuge by Hollywood23 December 15, 2012

Jiffy Pube 

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.

Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.

Jiffy Pube by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy Pop 

Jiffy Pop Pop, v. i. {imp. & p. p. Popped (p{o^}pt); p. pr. & vb.
n. Popping.}

1. To fuck someone with an ear of corn using butter as lube.

I Jiffy Popped this whore with a fresh ear a corn and grandma's homemade churn style butter. Add a little salt to make a Angry Seagull variation.

Jiffy Pop by CoCo Chloe June 6, 2010

Jiffy Nip 

A nipple covered in peanut butter.

When a girl places her boob into a jar of peanut butter it becomes a jiffy nip.

Jiffy Nip by JiffyNippy April 9, 2011