A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie Mcfucklestein October 25, 2011
Get the jerktographer mug.One who shows how average can be superior. A person that utilizes quality over quantity to the absolute max.
Typically has a killer bod and a slightly edgy sense of humor.
Typically has a killer bod and a slightly edgy sense of humor.
While I was disappointed at the pictures Brad sent me the night before, he really used his schlong in bed like a real Jeret
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Get the jernej mug.a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:
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Get the jernej mug.when you are at a friends house. you look behind you and see a penis. your friends penis. you gasp... but WAIT it gets better, then he begins to urinate
john smith: hey these are some nice photos on the wall
*turns around and sees said penis*
john smith: Oh My GAw-
*Friend begins to urinate*
to preform this act is known as "jentzening"
to be a victim of this act is known as
being "jentzened"
*turns around and sees said penis*
john smith: Oh My GAw-
*Friend begins to urinate*
to preform this act is known as "jentzening"
to be a victim of this act is known as
being "jentzened"
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