Jewish Roadblock

When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.

Billy was jewish roadblocking the tailgater behind him.

by Billy555555555555 June 21, 2008

Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009

Jewish Hour

Synonym for "Happy Hour", the term used to describe a period of time in which bars, pubs, etc. offer alcoholic drinks for cheap!
we like! :D

Roy: yo El Iran, lets go fish some hot chicks at the local bar!

Eliran: bro its only 9:30..

Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?

Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !

by Royeesha July 26, 2011

Jericho

The most kind-hearted person in the world, handsome as well is totally visible as you see him. He got the build beside from his lackness in height, a glance at him will lose your track as you get astounded with his deep eyes and genuine smiles. He loves the best, to his family, friends and to his girl. He never failed to be a better man, he's the best man that ever existed. World may filled with chaos, there he stand spreading love and positivity, cheering up everybody's that around him. He's capable of anything, to his studies he do well. He will become to what he wanted to someday, as I see his perseverance and hardwork to reach his goals.

Jericho,
I believe in him. Yes, you have days where you'll be insecure, but I wanted u to know that despite with ur flaws I loved u as a whole, and will always. Nothing can change how perfect you are to me. You are the best man I had, and I couldn't afford to lose a man as precious as you. Iloveyousomuch dada ❤️

by luvsjiwico June 7, 2021

Dirty Jericho

Taking a middle eastern girl and popping a wine bottle cork into her bottom. Then bounce her belly down on your knee, until after the third or fourth bounce the cork pops out across the room. You yell...."Hey, Yo , Jericho!"

I was on a business trip in the Lebanon last month and when I was there a local girl suggested we play the Dirty Jericho. I was surprised when she took the cork from the wine bottle, popped it in her bum, then yelled, "hey. yo jericho" as she shot it across the room!

by skid slid June 20, 2012

Jewish Jukebox

A cash register or money box.

At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.

1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!

by choke artist February 7, 2010