jerbunkle

a black person who is about to rob a shop

white guy: u stupid jerbunkle what’re you doing??

by dollxxoxo June 16, 2023

Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018

Jerusalem

An extremely cool town in the middle of the State of Israel, with lots of mountain air to breathe. Apart from the Old city, where all the holy places are, there's the pedestrian zone with all the pubs and bars and judaica stores.

Check out Jerusalem!

by Natsla September 5, 2009

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

Sweet juices of Jerusalem

A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.

Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!

by Dallester November 12, 2009

jerusalem cruisers

Birkenstock sandals.

Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers

by jenjens July 16, 2008

Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.

Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

by Spirit of Truthiness November 24, 2007