Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are just normal people. I am writing because I am tired of people complaining about them coming to their doors at like 6 or 7 am, saying that they are a cult, that they want their children to die and so on... As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I can say from experience that all of this is NOT true. Our beliefs and outlooks on life, comes from the Bible. If you are reading this to get an understanding of Jehovah's Witnesses, PLEASE do NOT believe everything people say out there. If you want the truth about the religion, visit the website listed below or contact your local Kingdom Hall. Thanks!

The official Jehovah's Witnesses website is: www.watchtower.org

by STaurus March 2, 2009

jehovahwatt

A jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration. (Etymology: First seen in FARK comment 1607982, August 2005)

"It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine" -whatshisname
"47.3 Jehovawatts! 47.3 Jehovawatts! The only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!" -jimmyhaha

by EZ1923 September 24, 2005

jehoshaphat

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..

I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

Are you down? find Jehoshaphat

by richMansOn May 29, 2017

jehovahs witness

people who have wrong beliefs about everything its actually laughable how dumb their religion is its a sinful cult but are good kissers and good at tetris

jehovahs witnesses confuse society stay away

by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

Jehova's Witness

They are not lazy at all because they do all the normal stuff like raise a family, work, go to school and they still manage to get god's word out regurly. AND, it's spelled Jehovah's Witnesses

3 days a week got to religous meetings
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door

by Joy Smith July 12, 2005

jehonathan

jehonathan is a very hot guy that plays football.

girl 1: hey did you see that hot guy at the game last night? what was his name?
girl 2: probably jehonathan

by pee pee poo poo check October 5, 2020