Jean Nap

This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.

Also referred to as: “A Jeany”

Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”

by TheRoyalKingBaba December 6, 2022

Michaëlle Jean

The 49th govenor general(2005-current 2009) of Canada 27th since Confederation, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on the recomendation of Prime Minister Paul Martin. All in all she has the ultimate power in the government, but none at all. She is a refugee from Hati, and one of the few women to hold this position. Before this she was a journalist.

Person 1- hey who allowed that stupid law to pass.
Person 2- Michaëlle Jean signed it, but really she had no choice, if she didn't she would be out a job and the public would be mad.
Person 1- oh so blame the Prime Minister again?
Person 2- Sounds good

by yummy_bear March 21, 2009

Jeanine Pirro

A smug faced and arrogant looking corporate shill on Fox news who supports Trump only because she gets paid enormous sums of money by Rupert Murdoch and the Kochs to do so. She also has a deranged obsession with Hillary Clinton and has even gone as far as going to Chappaqua to do some "Hillary hunting." Although a very intelligent woman and a competent Judge who hosted a TV show, Jeanine has been brainwashed by the alt right to the point where she cannot even think for herself.

Jeanine Pirro says that Mueller should be thrown in jail for doing his job!

by densitywave March 2, 2018

Jeanae

She keeps you laughing no matter what and you can never stay mad at her for long. She’s super cute and definitely someone you want to keep around

Yo jeanae had my crying last night

by VereenaC April 24, 2019

Jean

the most perfect person to exist. much prettier then her other family members and also ha a much cooler personality

guy one: i just met jean
guy two: shes amazing isnt she?
guy one: i think im in love with her.
guy two: she is the most amazing person ever, i understand.

by knsjkfnk December 25, 2012

jean claude van damme

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy

by AxeBlade November 11, 2005

jean boner

the annoying bump in the crotch area of jeans that resembles an erection.

Question: Holy crap Dick Cheney, are you hard?

Response: No, I just have a jean boner.

by retro geek February 27, 2009