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Rusty Janet

The act of slipping fingers in a bootywhile eating it.

The term is mainly used for men but is acceptable to use for women.
Me and the wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so we tried a rusty Janet.
by KidVicious666 June 29, 2019
mugGet the Rusty Janetmug.

janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show
Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.
by laurie February 2, 2004
mugGet the janet jackson's breastmug.

Janet Reno Campfire

When you can’t get somebody out of their room, so you go full ballistic trying to get them out and they freak out. This freak out results in something accidentally getting burnt and a pissed off wife.
Jake: I can’t get my son out of his room! Ever since I took his Xbox he won’t leave!

Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?

John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.

Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?

John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!
by Noshit2547 May 8, 2020
mugGet the Janet Reno Campfiremug.

janet jackson's breast

silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.
look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast
by slkbenzman February 2, 2004
mugGet the janet jackson's breastmug.

Janet Syndrome

When you're so awesome that you mess everything up, and become so clumsy.
Dude, she's got the Janet Syndrome.
by Lommy April 19, 2014
mugGet the Janet Syndromemug.

Janet Hardin

A crazed child support worker who will get you fired from your job...defeating the purpose. Janet Hardin is one of Satans closest deamons...wrecking havock on struggling fathers taking all their money so they cannot eat. An ugly witch she is...self centered and stupid. Janet Hardin is known to roam the foothills of western North Carolina.
im goin to apply for food stamps...that damn Janet Hardin went up on my child support.

bitch slut asswipe cunt hooker witch lesbian

ugly turd tampon stupid whore greedy asshole
by aggravateddad February 5, 2010
mugGet the Janet Hardinmug.

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