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jakan

A new word created by Chief Minister Farid Bin Kamarol which is short form for the malay words ‘Jalan’ (walk) and ‘Sakan’ (undefined)
Hai jidah, Jakan sakan nampakk”
by DamnItsSyed June 13, 2018
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jaka

Smacking someone extremely hard with a shoe
"Dude Ally just jaka'd me in the face now I have a bruise"
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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Jakai

A nigga with a gigantic dick, he will satisfy you every day. He is also kind hearted and loves to play around a lot.
“Yo, Jakai came over and had sex with my sister and my. IN MY ROOM!
by Miledxx May 1, 2019
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jakala

A fine ass girl with a last name as dawkins with a big ass booty and a soft ass coochie
Jakala has a big ass booty
Jakala has a soft ass coochie
by Fugdugcfygcg October 6, 2017
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Jakai

A person that has brown hair and brown eyes and is usually black/half-black and is really funny and has an attractive personality and very athletic. He likes boobs, thighs and is an overall a good guy and possibly has the biggest cock you ever laid your eyes on. Is slightly dirty minded but will be the perfect bf he will give lots hugs and affection. jakais’ are the best.
His cock is so big he must be a jakai
by Cyperkai November 20, 2021
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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy May 15, 2016
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jakearchambault

He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.
"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"
by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008
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