Jacob is a name used to refer to a guy who is a closet cocksucker. Jacobs spend most of their life being a nuisance to everyone around them including their family. Jacobs typically like to live in their cars parked in peoples driveway because they can't be adult enough to get over the fact that their roommate is fucking someone they liked(despite the fact that jacobs themselves fuck their step brothers partners). Jacobs also like to broadcast anything and everything online because they need the attention or they might just slit their wrists over it. They also have no problems whatsoever violating other peoples boundaries. Jacobs spend most of their time at mellow mushroom shoving their cock in peoples food and pretending to have a good days work even though they know deep down their life is a total failure.
by Shmexyshrek18 July 27, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. by Canadian_goose April 26, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is that guy that drives a truck, loves to hunt, fish, ride dirtbikes, four-wheelers, and anything else outside. He may just sound like that basic country boy, but this one is different than the rest. He has a very kind heart, and loves to aimlessly drive around and throw cookies in his truck while listening to music with his friends. This guy has brown hair, and very pretty eyes, and is not ridiculously tall, but is taller than all the females that drool over him in private. He is very athletic, and he competes in sports like hockey and track, but he also plays other sports with his friends for fun. He may not be the hottest guy around, and he knows this, but he has a six-pack like noooo other, and even though he comes across as a hoe, he will treat his gf like a QUEEN so its totally okay that he doesn't have fuck boy privileges.
by getlitstaylit April 16, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. 
by Hyundai March 30, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is the kindest, smartest and most caring person I have ever met. He always makes me happy and he has no idea how amazing he is. I don't know where I'd be without him. Every time I see him I can't help but smile. His face is beautiful and his personality is the best out of anyone else I know. He makes me laugh more than any one else can and I know that I never want to lose him. He is my best friend, he is everything.
I love you :)
I love you :)
by LORI THE HUMAN March 8, 2016
Get the Jacobmug. by aidenorgill22 February 16, 2022
Get the jacobmug.