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Scat Jacker

A guy jacks off while pooping, or someone who is infatuated with poop and jerks to it.
Cam Asselin is a scat jacker.
King Scat Jacker - Cam Asselin
by Lyin Book March 20, 2009
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Jaffer

Something that exceeds one's expectations...something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. Derived from the Rhyzo school of linguistics!!
Have you seen the new Paris Hilton home porno...its an absolute JAFFER!!!
by Burnsie January 20, 2005
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Joke Jacker

When someone jumps in on a joke or a piss-take and trys to add to it or take it over. Normally a sad person who has no life or the usual cunt who just needs attention that othwise he/she would go un-noticed.
1st person: Hey did you hear the one about...etc,etc

Sad lonely cunt: Haha yeh ive heard this (then trys to take over joke or adds to it.

1st person: Oh great, a Joke Jacker, what a cunt
by kevtucks January 29, 2009
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poop jacker

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.
WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!
by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015
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jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.
1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!
by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007
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Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.
He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.
by Jafferism May 27, 2009
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jackerbating

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again
by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011
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