The sons born to Jacob, who’s name was changed to Israel, with the exclusion of Dan, and the increasing of the tribe of Joseph which is Ephraim and Manasseh.

Rueben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, Zebulon, Ephraim, Manasseh, Benjamin.
The twelve tribes of Israel are known today as the Blacks, Hispanics, and Native American Indians.
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Yeah, I mean... It sounds like the Palestinians were being wildly oppressed by a Jewish ethno-state... I mean, 4 hours of electricity a day!?

Hym "Hey... Remember how I was all 'Hey, guys, if I'm going to be dehumanized and forced to live a life of privation there's no reason not to rape and murder a bunch of people?' You guy remember that? No? 'You get what you deserve?' Ringing any bells? It's fun to have the things I say validated by cause and effect over time. I probably could have told you that was going to happen, like...
If you've been reading this for a while... And you knew what was going on in the Gaza strip... The Hamas attack on Israel shouldn't be all that much of a surprise to you... I'm like a genius sociologists... And I told you that that would happen if you were doing the thing that was happening there, so.... Is that not the exact progression of events unfolding in the exact way I said they would unfold? You know what? I've crafted a little scene here. Hold on... I almost forgot... CORRECT AGAIN!!!"

Idiot 1 "Hey, man. You think dehumanizing and depriving people is gonna like... Make them want to rape and/or murder use?"

Idiot 2 "Nuh-uh! They're not going to do NOTHING (A thing my bitch ass brother actually said to me)!"

Hamas *Proceeds to do a hell of a lot more than nothing*

Hym "Which is why we should all be thankful I don't take myself as seriously as you all seem to take yourselves. So, in retrospect, which to you prefer? THIS or THAT? Did I do the wrong thing here? Nah, you love it. I was right. Thus was the CORRECT response. But unfortunately you're all not very amenable to reason and struggle to learn lessons. I blame a broad and general cognitive deficiency. So... Yeah... Correct again. Did you think for a second I wouldn't gloat? Did you watch the news and think 'Yeah, Hym knows better than to touch on THIS ONE, right guys?' Well... We can't all be right all the time. Only I can do that. And ONLY because I'm better than everyone."
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Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha
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Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.
"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"

*Parents arrive*

"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"
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A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.
Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot
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A religious ethnostate that americans like for some reason
Israel must stop the genocide NOW
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To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.
Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!
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