U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?

Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.

1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.

Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!

2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?

3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?

Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 8, 2012

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

insert any word here...

Used in extremely awkward situation when you need ANYTHING to change the subject.

Julia's Boyfriend: "Have you kissed Julia yet?"
Julia's Crush: "insert any word here..."

by UnderziedPotato December 3, 2014

InsertLogic Strat

A strat that's amazing when it works but makes you reconsider your life choices when it doesn't.

Runner 1:"Man did you see that new strat? It's amazing!"
Runner 2:"I tried it but now I am losing so much time whenever it doesn't work"
Runner 1:"That sounds like a InsertLogic strat"

by Niegth November 29, 2019

Insert Funkytown Here

Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up

OH NO ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! HA! insert funkytown here.

by MasheyPotado March 15, 2020

Insert cash or select payment type

Use pin pad to complete transaction

I got P.T.S.D. form "Insert cash or select payment type"

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Egg Inserter

The act of inserting an egg in your anal, cracking it open, and frying it for your breakfast.

I used the Egg Inserter method to make my breakfest

by Kappa 3 2 1 September 23, 2015