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I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.
Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?
by keyboard8 August 19, 2024
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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holy shit i can make words

you just....CAN this is the feeling when you make your first word here
by _draky_ April 26, 2021
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i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i shitted my pants again
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
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Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024
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That's that shit I don't like

That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?
Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.
by Yukasoka February 14, 2022
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