Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
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Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
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