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Derived from 'hipster' - a httpster is a certain strain of hipster who is one with the internet.

Hypertext Transport Protocol runs in their veins - mostly of the html5 variety, kept on constant supply via a smartphone.

It is essential that a httpster has a personal blog, a twitter feed to post snarky comments about web design and to have at least one vanity URL with their absolute preferred username.

Man 1 - Hey have you seen this cool site

Httpster - Are you serious? *So 2003*

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1 - Hey have you seen Leo has coffee, design & an ironic statement in his Twitter bio

2 - Such a httpster

by mxmhrpr February 19, 2012

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HTTPster

The term "Httpster" is cross-applied from the 1991s internet revolution. The modern Httpster is a composite of individuals with a certain marketing outlook and lifestyle. He or she rejects "mainstream" marketing conventions and embraces and contributes to independent minimalistic Web designs, complemented with clean code, and prides him/herself on this. The Adobe series including Photoshop, Dreamweaver, Illustrator is the Httpsters weapon of choice.

Skux Boy #1: Dude are you having any luck pulling any chicks in here?

Skux Boy #2: Nah... Ive never experienced this before, All the girls are chatting with that Httpster in his rolled up pant's and boat shoes. He's got alot of money..

Skux Boy #1: Maybe we should head back up to that bar on Kroad where you hooked up with that drunk b*tch from Family Bar last week?

Skux Boy #2: Yeah...I don't think we have what it takes to compete with these guys in here. These chicks won't even give us the time of the day!

by @thykev January 10, 2012

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HTTP (as used as an adjective) means to be frustrated, annoyed, or unsure. It is often used as another way to say ://

Person 1: “Bro, my ex is being such a HTTP”
Person 2: “That sucks dawg”
Person 1: “://“

by WreckingCrewYT May 11, 2019

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A funny (sometimes not) Twitter account. It is a funny, sassy and really cool fanaccount for Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey, 5 Seconds of Summer, Leonardo Dicaprio, One Direction, The Janoskians etc. She has over 20,000 followers and spends her time trying to get other a follow from their faves. She can be very sassy and slightly mean but actually kinda nice and quite sweet. Her followers describe her as "sweet and sassy" and she describes herself as "a misantrophist with wifi". Her followers described her humor as "as funny as Beau" (Beau Brooks from the Janoskians that is considered as not funny at all). She actually tweeted once that she doesn't hate people becase you have to care to hate. She also runs multiple (5) Tumblr-blogs with each over 13,000 followers. Most of her posts are intended to make the reader feel better about theirselves. She slays herself and makes jokes about herself and the things the does. Also she's very supportive. She'll try everything to make anyone feel better. She only posted one selfie ever (on Twitter and Tumblr) and deleted it after 2 hours. On Twitter it got over 370 favorites and on Tumblr over 2,000 reblogs and over 4,000 likes. Also if you're not even in a fandom, all her stories are hilarious. She's always there for anyone who needs her; especially if you're going through a rough time. She often Tweets about boobs. I personally like her very much.

"Httpstagram is my fave Twitter account, she's really nice and funny
"If httpstagram had a fandom I'd be the only one in it"
"Httpstagram once texted me!!1!1!"

by EmilyftLanayea June 6, 2014

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