Howler monkey

A person who uses all capital letters during any interaction on social networking sites (such as Facebook and Craigslist). This is often accompanied by poor grammar and unnecessary punctuation*.

Howler Monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.

*Not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (eXaMpLe), who is just an asshole.

Is his caps lock broken? What a Howler Monkey!

by icarus effect November 4, 2010

hoffer

pertaining to someone who is a ho and heffer,or fat.

damn, that girl is a hoffer... tryin to shake her fat ass for some money!!!

by Caree c... u no me!!! January 3, 2008

Hofer

Ones foot (plural: Hofers)
Often paired with Tootsie - eg Tootsie Hofer

Corr get those stinky tootsie hofers out of my face

by macethesoulsniper October 12, 2021

Dookie Howser

Derived from the child-doctor prodigy Doogie Howser. It refers to herb-ass prodigies. Kids that are the wackest of the wack.

That dude is a herb-- a regular Dookie Howser.

by Lou Cheech October 16, 2008

hoffer

self-righteous hypocrites who seek to present themselves to be more masculine than they actually are.

Look at that hoffer over there. Why does he try so hard?

by dakingofswingin March 16, 2009

Hoofer

A Hoofer is a retard that cannot find his way home. He fails No Nut November and somehow fails Destroy Dick December. Is also bad at construction

You little Hoofer...

by Powzk March 24, 2019

friend zone howler

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".

Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.

by Tenkaiechi March 28, 2015