horning

receive a massage from a 'horned' animal

i like horning best when sitting by the pool receiving a massage from a rhino

by giraffe1 December 04, 2007

horning

horning

verb, horninged, horning, noun

to bump your unicorn protuberance into various objects or persons, usually affectionately.

That was a great horning, Charlie!

by mandaofthenarwhal February 07, 2011

Horn

The definitions prior to this one are all fucking ridiculous. A horn is another word for a beer.

Gurbob:Hey lets go drink another one of this zatch's horns!

Gonepostal:Nay lets piss on the stereo in her living room and take the horns as we run out the door.

Gurbob: lol rgr that!

by Gonepostal April 04, 2005

Horned

To be drunk out fo one's mind.

"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."

by Beaker February 23, 2004

Horn

A phone, especially a cell-phone. Usually used to find out where the gig is at. Originated in Montclair, New Jersey.

Yo, I'm gonna get on the horn and find out where the gig is at.

by Fopp November 21, 2004

on the horn

when the male penis is erected, sometimes "on the horn" is used to explain an inappropriate erection

1. I was on the horn, but she didn't even notice. (sad face)

2. Oh lordy, is he on the horn?

by ClaraFloraKavy March 20, 2011

horns

A person or animal's eyes.

The cop who had gone EOW shot himself between his horns.

by Jax_Ender January 23, 2004