hooked

After consuming such a large ammount of alcohol or drugs that one can not be bothered to move, or are so hooked that they could not move if they wanted. Usually results in being stuck in a very uncomfortable position.

I got completely hooked on the sofa last night after those spliffs

by Christopher Stephens May 29, 2007

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Hook

Hook, or to hook is when your tires grab instead of break loose durring acceleration

"My 60'time was crap cause I couldnt hook for shit."

by SATANZ31 October 15, 2006

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THE HOOK

to stick a finger up an asshole and pull down.

My girlfriend gave me the hook last night while she was giving me a blow job.

by xenophon54 March 15, 2011

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hook hook

A hysterical laughter sound from a confused Indian girl.

Boss: I know everything about everything
Girl: "Hook Hook"

by urbanmanhook May 18, 2017

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Hooks

Used to describe the action of one "hooking you up" with an item. Usually a cigarette, or some kind of food, but has recently been taken over by every other object. Used by stoners and everyone in Thunder Bay.

Person 1: These Pringles are pretty dece preemz.

Person 2: Man, hooks!

by IamnotfromthunderbayjkIam May 30, 2012

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