Hollister 

A store in every mall on the east coast for the preppy kids.thats sells over priced PRE-RIPPED jeans,polos for $25, and various other ridiculous things.If you happen to buy anthing from that store there is a 99.9% chance that someone else within a 1 mile radius has the same one. So if your into overpriced preppy clothes and looking like every other person around you Hollister is the store for you.

Stacy:Guess what I just spent $250 on a shirt and a pair of pre-ripped jeans!
Laura: Oh cool, Hollister is the best store for us preppy kids!

Hollister by Tigereyez334921 May 6, 2006

hollister 

same shit as abercrombie, aero, and american eagle as well. and it is NOT cheaper you dumbass.

honestly, do you people realize everytime you buy these clothes, your just paying money to advertise for them? why do you think every single clothing piece has the logo sprawled across the front- and if its not there, its on your ass.

anybody who strictly shops at any of these stores are dumbass victims to capitalism.

hey trisha! i got the CUTEST shirt from hollister- omg you have to see it! its yellow & it says 'hollister' on the front- isnt that hott?!?

hollister by lauren S August 14, 2005

Hollister 

Unlike public opinion, a preppy store store that, even though owned by Abercrombie, is nothing like it. Hollister is for gay poser people who think they live on the beach and surf every day. Instead they usually just live in the subarbs. Most of the time, if you shop at Hollister you like weiners. The only people who should wear HCO are gay guys.

(HCO hater1) Look at that fag wearing Hollister capris.
(HCO hater2) Wow he must like other guys.
(HCO hater1) Let's go kick his ass.

Hollister by wsrjfr October 1, 2007

hollister 

a west coast themed store that sells expensive clothing but, sometimes sexy clothing when girls wear it =). hollister jeans/pants in my opinion are very tight looking on hot girls and looks very good. some guys also shop here to, in fact yestarday i bought a 30 dollar polo shirt from them. even though they are expensive and kind of got the "gay" thing to them for guys, i still think they offer high quality clothing wheter otr not it's ripped. besides, i'd rater wear expensive clothing from hollister then a 2 dollar blank red tank top from wal-mart with a tag that says "XTREME ATHLETIXS". or a shirt from jcpenney's that say "ugh, my dog at my homework", or a shirt that says "hey dude, wanna play dis tubular video game i bought yesterday??". point of the fact is if you want the ladies do like you, BUY TRENDY CLOTHING!! who cares if the pants are all ripped up to shreds and they're only 250, chicks LOVE IT!! Hollister is a good store in my opinion that is very unique and delivers a good taste for teens/colleagues that want well.. trendiness.

gay evan: hey man, nadine gave me sum good head yesterday cuz all the chicks love my gayish acts.
straight darren: yea but your gay, so why would she give you head??
gay evan: ugh, ugh, ugh, i don't know well ugh.
straight darren: WAIT A MINUTE!! if i wear hollister and act gay i'll get head too??!!
gay evan: damnit kid, your NOT supposed to know that!!
slut nadine: hey lover boy what are you talking sbout now?
gay evan: ugh, nothing.
straight darren: Dear, Mrs. Slut Nadine, I'm gay and I would like to bang you till i explode all over your... hot... and... tan... and perfect and oh so smooh face. please suck it as slow as you can, *up, and down, up and down, then very slowly clean and lick it up. Thank You, HUH wait a minute!! EVAN!!!

hollister by Darren Hinke's best buddy August 10, 2006

Hollister 

A store that provides gay clothing to today's youngest and gayest kids.

Hey Marcus, let's go be gay and go to Hollister.

Hollister by Dell PC April 26, 2006

hollister 

A store in which men buy female clothing. It is not "stylish"... it's ridiculous, and it's not "metro"... it's flat out gay.

When did it become acceptable for a guy to wear a pink shirt? Why would anyone buy a pair a baggy plaid shorts that resemble a kilt? Who in their right mind would buy pre-torn jeans? When did dark brown and pink become a tasteful color combination? It is enough to bring one to tears, seeing the cashier in a tight collared shirt with a popped collar and seagreen and lavender stripes. Is that what a man - of any social strata - should wear? Unless they are openly homosexual, the answer is no.

It should also be noted that Hollister prices are no higher than any other mall outlet store, including Abercrombie and Fitch, Pacific Sunwear, or Hot Topic... so you can't use the "you just can't afford it" arguement. Most people can afford it; you just have some bad taste.

Taylor bought a pink polo shirt and pants that looked like a kilt at Hollister to show off to chicks how secure he was with his masculinity, and was hit on by every guy at the bar that night.

hollister by End Your Life July 14, 2006

Hollister 

Abercombie and Fitch's red-headed bastard stepchild bitch.

You little hollister fitch bitch!

Hollister by nowa April 18, 2006