no hitter

unprotected sex with a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby, and cumming inside her.

Todd: how'd it go last night?
Steve: stopped by this girl's house, pitched a no hitter.
Todd: a "no hitter?"
Steve: yeah, i slung a pint of my pearl jam into a stupid pregnant bitch.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

poof-hitter

An upstanding citizen who simply has no tolerance for homosexuals. This intolerance manifests itself on a Saturday night by going out, swinging a baseball bat hoping to connect with a gay or lesbian.

A group of poof-hitters can be found marching with bats in Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The poof-hitters in this case are typically at the end of the parade, making the rest of the parade move along just that little bit faster.

Jeff: This year's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras was over before it really even started!

Derek: It must be the preponderance of poof-hitters at the back of the parade.

by [e-mail] May 13, 2009

Hitter

A denotative term referring a "Hitter" as a source of communication, mainly a cellular telephone, telepager, or home telephone. A "Hitter" refers to as "hitting" (see slang acronym for hitting) someone up on their communication device, more formally meaning dialing a telephone number onto a communication medium such as a cellular telephone and transferring the call to the 2nd party.

A telephone call is in progress around 2:48am on a Monday morning...
Person 1: (Checks 12 missed calls from mobile device and utters to self) "Mannnn, who in the bologna sandwich is hitting me up at this time?"
Person 2: (Knowing prank calls are in progress and tells person 3) "Aye yo, let's hit that nigga up on his hitter again, haha."
Person 3: (Dials the 7 digits) "Aight then beezy, let's blow up his hitter all night, haha."

by Howard Tan June 20, 2007

Hitter

A guy whose sole purpose in life is to hit (bang) girls he doesn't know.

That guy is a hitter beast.

by Sam Madison March 10, 2008

Hittles

A missile that always hits its target

LeBron James owns and operates a Defense Contracting company. Its slogan? "Hittles: Taste the Painbow."

by King LeBJ March 15, 2011

Hittle

The correct way to pronounce the word hitta. Not to be confused with a skittle.

Used to describe a hard core "hitta" who is about their business 24/7.

"My hittle is going hard in the gym today." "My hittle is about that love and loyalty on the dance floor tonight!"

by missfdiamond February 15, 2014

heavy hitter

somebody who plays baseball and hits the ball with a heavy hit

damn john you have a heavy hit, your a heavy hitter !

by jjtotterpots March 11, 2011