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Shikanoin Heizou 

one of the hottest men in the world of Teyvat. I do not know if i want to breed him or if i want him to breed me. everything going from the choker, his ranpo vibes, his very pullable hair and just his very hot and sexy face. yea he's short but he also has one of the longest,thickest best schlongs ever seen. i swear if i ever saw him i'd give him the best most mouth watering, wettest, head leaning back, whimpering, screaming without the s, gawk gawk ever.

just one chance please shawty bae.

just looking at him makes me pop the biggest nut ever known to man kind. I've probably beaten records after busting a nut to him.
person 1 : yo did u see the shikanoin heizou??

person 2 : yea bro look at how white my pants are i even talked to him
person 1: you're so lucky!

Heinrich 

A very difficult name to pronounce if you don't find out the way to pronounce it. Also means power in Jewish and German

They're smart,competitive as well as brutally honest with their criticism. They always like to be technical as well as creative.

Their spirit animal will always be one that consists with having eternal love and devotion for their mate.

So... You get the vague idea on what their like in their relationships. Though when hurt they become conservative. Also they're flirts and would want to know how to treat you right.

He will always put things into perspective when needed and even if you didn't know that you needed it.
So always appreciate the Heinrich's cause you'd be lucky if you have one
Heinrich by Freak_gotstyle135 September 15, 2018

Heinskitz Velvet

In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when examining the tank, Heinskitz Velvet was the name that Ace made up when talking to the reporters.
Heinskitz Velvet, trainer of dolphins.
Heinskitz Velvet by Makecheeze June 10, 2009

Heinous Anus 

The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO...
GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!
Heinous Anus by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

Heinekin farts 

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.
Heinekin farts by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010
Super cute and adorable guy from Gemahlin impact. Also the one punch man in Gemahlin impact like he can one shot everything at level 1 with no talent level up and artifacts
He is the skrunkly basically
Person1: Hey, Who is this red hair cute guy or something?
Person 2: OMG shikanoin heizou!?!?! He is the skrunkly double tap if you would skrunkly the when