Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Houston Hearing Aid

When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!

"I gave Betty a Houston Hearing Aid after she passed out the other night!

by Shauny Boy January 5, 2008

Heathering

The process of deepthroating a large dick. Fitting a large dick into one's mouth

Look at this girl she is heathering a nine inch cock.

by Mister XXX February 26, 2004

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

hoardering

The act of ordering multiple beers right before happy hour ends.

hayley: Man, these belgian beers are delicious. Too bad happy hour ends in 5 minutes.

Jeff: It's okay, after hoardering a few right now, we will be set for the night!

by hayley s. January 21, 2011

leadering

The act of awesome leadership. Can only be performed by people named Trish.

Damn that's some kick ass leadering.

by leadering#1 March 7, 2018

heading

when lesbien 1 spreds her legs and when lesbien 2 bends over with a lubed up head and runs towards lesbien 1 and inseerts her head into liesben 1 minge repeatly for added pleasure

fiona: nives would u do me the honour of inserting ure finely lubed head into my large opening;)

nives: ofcourse fiona i do love heading u ever so much

by jim23 December 25, 2007