happiness

A word used for playing the "Penis" game, while around adults.

Example 1: Bob: U wanna play the penis game?

Joe: uh,,, sure, just be quiet, theres adults around.

Bob: Penis

Joe: PENIS

Bob: HAPENIS

Joe:HAPPINESS

LOL

by HAPINES September 19, 2009

emo happiness

(N) When an emo kid is happy. As emo is an abreviation of emotional, this happiness is usually exagerated and brief, or in combination with another, conflicting emotion, such as sorrow, as when an emo kid "relates to" a Bright Eyes song. This happiness is usually caused by small, transient things, which other people would not understand, such as finding discarded Queen of Hearts playing card by the side of the road, or watching a moth fly around a light bulb.

A brief moment of emo happiness:

Emo Kid 1: I think Kyle is going to break up with me. I'm not in his top 8, and he hasn't said anything about the cuts on my arm in a week...
Emo Kid 2: Hey, look! It's a dandylion in the middle of the sidewalk!
Emo Kid 1: That's beautiful... I can totally sympathize with it.

by Rona the Inedible March 20, 2007

Happiness In Slavery

A song by the industrial metal group Nine Inch Nails, all credits to Trent Reznor.

TheThe video for Happiness In Slavery features performance artist Bob Flanagan ritualistically washing himself and removing all of his clothing before strapping himself into a machine that subsequently tortures, rapes and kills him. Meanwhile, Trent Reznor watches and screams the lyrics from behind a metal gate, which opens at the end of the video, leaving Trent to enter the room himself. The video was universally banned. All footage in the video was real, except for the final killing of Flanagan, as Flanagan often fought the pain of cystic fibrosis by inflicting malicious damage on his own body.

The song, released only on 12" promotional single and the EP "Fixed" (Otherwise known as Halo 5) was not however released on CD and does therefore not have its own Halo Number. Although promotional CD containing only the track as it appears on the Broken EP was released, this too had no Halo Number

Happiness in Slavery

by Lemon Bear May 17, 2006

Pure Happiness

Happiness is ever-increasing satisfaction, with pure happiness being such unhalted, like downing a good roll and not feeling any queasiness, or enjoying a song more each time it's heard.

Pure Happiness is the best and probably most difficult goal.

by JamesJet March 5, 2017

Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.

Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

happinology

A belief system whereby The Good Samaritan's deed has its everlasting rippling effect, but the story is never written down, never spoken of, never mentioned. Developed in 2001 as a way to speak of good deeds done without going into the details of its doneness so as to avoid elevating the doer and thus minimizing the deed.

Instead of coming home and explaining that you were just out in the rain, helping some elderly lady put a spare tire on her car so you can get a pat on the back and validation that you indeed do care, you would just say that you were involved in some happinology.

by douglas william mowbray November 12, 2004

happinacious

to be happy; to have happiness; to be in a happy moment

My cousin's wedding was so happinacious because everyone had a good time.

by pikachugirrl November 7, 2010