1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants
2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed
2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed
1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole
2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down
2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down
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The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.
A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"
Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."
Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."
*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*
Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."
Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."
Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."
*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*
Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."
by Team Twat October 25, 2010
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Get the hotpocket mug.An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.
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He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.
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