ham and sausage sandwich

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina

wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?

by offoluke January 17, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

Ham Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your pussy.

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!

by Mark McBass August 12, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022