heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

by Johnny English March 12, 2004

halfer

1) A race of people who is anyone of 1/2 one race and 1/2 another race.

1) Yo that Blazian peep is a halfer.

by Nicaraguan Thunder January 30, 2010

heffer

A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term

That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!

by Diabla0Diosa June 7, 2005

heffer111

Someone dumb enough to post an admins home adress, and get permanently banned for it.

Hi guys, tal's home adress is
1060 Dolores St
San Francisco, CA 94110.

by Certainlynotheffer! July 6, 2003

haffie

A specific friendship group of girls who are half asian and half european. Proud of their mixed heritage, they tend to use the term affectionately towards each other.

"Hey haffie!"
"There's no love like haffie love!"

by sunshinetrash March 21, 2009

hafflehoff

The Hoff's name said by a person with a lisp

David Hafflehoff - Don't Haffle the Hoff

by Dave is a gimp October 14, 2006

Haffenwrecker

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.

All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!

by Nick Po. August 25, 2008