when someone over-explains and gets all profound like they're trying to teach a great life lesson, but they really just need to speak their mind along with the rest of us mortals
Maybe I said something that offended him, but I'll never know. He just started gurusplaining about compassionate communication until I walked away.
by HeavenOnEarth March 2, 2023
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by someone_said_im_gufufy March 20, 2023
Get the gufufy mug.A handsome sole who doesn’t settle for less when it comes to the people he surrounds himself with. He cherish the small things in life and loves others with a deep kindness. He’s tall and attractive with an open heart and to top it off he has a beautiful smile. He’s quiet and tends to stick to a small group but I promise you Guius is the best person you’ll ever encounter.
Person: “Who’s that he’s very attractive?!”
Another person: “Oh that’s Guius, he’s very nice and outgoing. Go talk to him!”
Another person: “Oh that’s Guius, he’s very nice and outgoing. Go talk to him!”
by August5thforever April 2, 2024
Get the Guius mug.The act of overwhelming someone with seemingly profound but ultimately impractical or vague "wisdom" and "insights," often delivered with unwarranted authority. What some self-professed influencer coaches do instead of actual coaching.
I asked my new life coach for help with my job search strategy. But instead of asking about my skills or interests, she spent the entire session gurusplaining to me how "the universe manifests your deepest intentions" and "success is a mindset, not a destination."
by TheRealKeoki May 16, 2025
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An arrogant, temperamental, out of touch gamer and developer that's out of touch with a franchise, that call a certain era of a video game franchise a genuine article, but bashes the remakes and new entries of a franchise.
by MasterGamer1994 July 20, 2025
Get the Guyus mug.Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...
Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
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