gufu 

Gufu (pronounced goo-foo) is that essential something that makes a thing that which it is.

(I believe this is based on a real word from the Indian sub-continent although I don't know which language.)

If a ball has lost its bounce it has lost its gufu. If glue no longer sticks its lost its gufu.

gufu by fruitynewt February 3, 2007

gufu 

someone with a humongous penis

it's our lord and savior gufu

gufu by luka doncic 123 June 29, 2022

Gufumba 

A person that's a: gay homosexual faggot masturbater. Its GHFMBA but its phonetically pronounced like guh-fum-buh. (Not literally, but a funny diss to your obviously straight male friends)

Example: Yo man, you wanna hit up the club tonite? Gonna be mad hotties there! Nah, I wanna stay home and finally beat this level of dungeons and dragons. Yo, youre a fucking gufumba bro! All the hot chicks gonna be there and you wanna stay home and play video games?

What's up man! What's going on this weekend? Nothing much Guf, just chillin. Hahaha you got a lot of jokes!

Hey man, that hot chick is giving you the eye! Go get her phone number! Umm no cuz I'm too shy! Awww fuck your such a fucking gufumba lol!

Gufumba by treezman June 29, 2011

gufufle-snip 

A humid pile of meaningless crap spewed forth into someone's livejournal disguised as something that acutally means something. Often used transatlantically to confuse the reader into resigning that the term might actually exist.

mcgriff: *sane, articulate, meaningful diction*
hatchelt: gufufle-snip bbq init BO!

gufufle-snip by mcgriff June 14, 2004

gufunkelnitity 

to be or to be in a state of complete stupidity

OR

to be able to sense the level of someone's stupidity

Hazel: Umm... Paulie? I have gufunkelnitity, and you're busting my radar. Stop being so stupid, you gufunkelnititite!

Paulie: What does gufunkelnititite mean?

Hazel: Exactly my point!

gufunkelnitity by Hazel Gaudette June 5, 2007

gufus 

a gufus is someone who is half punk , half hippie but with

a geeky twist and dosent fit in with the norm and lives in a common ghetto with fellow gufus,

often identified with polo shirts , tshirts , rugby tops, jeans , trainers, canvas shoes , three quarters, braces , chewing gum middle classe / working class (15- 30 year olds) persons who lives on benifits and hates work.

common colours red , black , blues, tans , green , milliatary colours
short millitary hair cuts are common and well assoiciated with gufus's

two punks walk in to a bar chatting and sone spottes a gufus

stich :- ere hes a gufs over there
snots : o yea wat a freak

gufus by hycksos June 23, 2009

gufuwasexual

Gufuwasexual mean when someone attracted to Gufuwa

Gufuwasexual

gufuwasexual by Your little melody January 17, 2021