groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

consensual groping

Mutually agreed seriously heavy petting.

I would have been here 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping.

by anonymous February 6, 2024

Ghost grope

When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.

Josh ghost groped Dawn as he walked by,leaving her pussy soaking wet & confused as to who done it.

by Burwizzle December 14, 2019

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

nose grope

V.

1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.

2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.

Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.

by recentlygenius November 12, 2009

Data Groping

Taking personal data from someone that likes you and then using that information maliciously (not always but often)

Guy 1: I just leaked this losers face! Im so good at Data Groping!
Guy 2: Hey, stop. Thats kinda fucked up bro

by okbutimgod December 7, 2021

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013