One of the greatest sitcoms ever made for tv.Brilliant lines and cast full of energy,and they are lovable.A total classic!One of the funniest shows I've ever seen in my life.The lines are totally genius,and some of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life!Makes you wanna see it over and over again.The characters are so fun and different,which makes the show more interesting!Recently,the chatacter who played Sophia died,Estelle Getty.She's gone,but not forgotten.when you watch golden girls,it doesn't seem like she's dead
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Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
Random frat dude #1: Dude, that chick's so hot.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
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these are girls that can only be found once in a lifetime and are like rare roses just waiting to be picked up. They are perfect from every angle and are loved with great satisfaction.
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Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
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Often abbreviated to CLFG.
Often abbreviated to CLFG.
Guy 1: LOLOLOLOLOLO
Guy 2: Hmm?
Guy 1: Oh, I was just reading the latest CLFG, funny shit.
Guy 2: lololololololololo.
Smerbuick: CHUCKLES LOVES FAT GIRLS LOLOLOLOLO
Teamchuckles: Shut up, buick.
Guy 2: Hmm?
Guy 1: Oh, I was just reading the latest CLFG, funny shit.
Guy 2: lololololololololo.
Smerbuick: CHUCKLES LOVES FAT GIRLS LOLOLOLOLO
Teamchuckles: Shut up, buick.
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Quotes from Mean Girls:
Damian: "Ohmigod Danny Devito I love your work!"
Gretchen: "I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased with this."
Regina: "Boo you whore!"
Karen: "It's like I have ESPN or something! My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. OK...they can tell when it's raining."
Janice: "Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore. She ruined my life!"
Some weird chick: "One time, she Regina punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."
Cady: "Grool"
etc.
Damian: "Ohmigod Danny Devito I love your work!"
Gretchen: "I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased with this."
Regina: "Boo you whore!"
Karen: "It's like I have ESPN or something! My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. OK...they can tell when it's raining."
Janice: "Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore. She ruined my life!"
Some weird chick: "One time, she Regina punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."
Cady: "Grool"
etc.
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