Grenade Filter

The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.

Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers

by Dylan684 August 9, 2010

Grenade Watch

To actively distract the least attractive female of a group for the sake of your male companions.

(generally performed as an act of sacrifice to help your buddies score).

Dude! You're on grenade watch tonight...

by Nice+Boozy July 4, 2006

grenade puller

A male who takes one for the team! An individual at a party who fucks the fat chicks to keep her sexy ass friends around for his boys.

Skrizz: "Man ! I had the best sex EVER last night! She was smokin'!"

JB: "Thank god your cuz was there to save the party. He is a great grenade puller."

by Middlefinger December 13, 2005

Grenade Call

Taking someone else's phone and calling some random person and throwing it where its hard to get to, like throwing a grenade. This will cause the phone owner to run to get there phone and if the other person awnsers it will be akward for them to explain what happened

dial amy , throw it behind the chair and shout "grenade call!"

by GavMcS April 22, 2010

grenade hunter

A male on the look out for grenade and grenade launchers. This male will do whatever it takes to put it in. A grenade hunter enjoys and fiends fat ugly and occasionally morbidly obese whale-like hippopotamuses. His routine is to search for the grenade, get the grenade, and finish in the grenade. He simply loves grenades, and ONLY grenades, and spends his life "hunting" the grenades.

Woah dude did you see the grenades that Veljko hooked up with last night?

Yeah man, he is the KING of grenade hunters

by safari123 September 15, 2010

Grenade Parade

The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.

Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade

by Zackastors September 29, 2010

Grenade Pussy

A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.

My grandmother has a grenade pussy.

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005