Greenlink1st 

A person who gets off on hurting other people while eating cake in a pizza resturaunt

Greenlink1st is a lil' bitch

Greenlink1st by TehRoyal September 3, 2018

Greenan 

smal cute kid looks like a teddy bear. has cool friends and groans instead of speaking. has cool house. likes to have people in his bed

Random loser: "i hate james greenan because he is a mofo."

Greenan: " its mofu you stupid idiot, groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

Greenan by Piwi October 30, 2004

Greenlander 

Noun. A person viewed as soft and weak, fleshy and/or expendable. Someone who has become fat and lazy on the comforts of civilization. Someone unused to hardship and adventure.

Taken from GRRM's ASOIAF Ironborn culture. Nothing to do with the actual Greenland.

"Man, did you see those greenlanders, their asses were spilling out of their jeans."
"The greenlander can't go a single day without their comforts."

Greenlander by Captain McHodor October 16, 2011

greenliness 

Personal commitment to ecological consciousness. The act of being continually aware of the environment, and impact of our actions upon it. Characteristic of someone who is committed to "being green".

Jacob's attention to greenliness can't be missed; everything in his apartment is recycled.

greenliness by Go Green 24 July 13, 2010

Glenn Greenwald 

The level of absurd 4chan politics at which you are willing to think Hunter Biden's alleged emails are a more serious issue than Neo-Nazis.

The guy I dated 10 years ago has gone full Glenn Greenwald

Glenn Greenwald by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 30, 2020

greenman 

completely loved-up with your girlfriend

I am totally greenmanned - Cathy B you are the one for me. Lets have babies, but don't tell Starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and I want to be like him.

greenman by manuel hung October 3, 2003

greenman 

An exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars

ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd

greenman by jj85745 October 29, 2009