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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!
Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!
by deadhead May 31, 2004
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Grayce

A girl with big dreams. She is willing to accomplish anything and strives to do her best! Most girls with this name are very athletic and very smart. She has a lot of friends and will always be there to make someone feel better! She makes jokes along the way but is always by your side when you need her!!
Grayce was super kind when the girl fell off her bike
by The girl with many dreams January 3, 2017
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GrateHead

A blowjob from a man or woman wearing braces.
"Dude Katie gave me gratehead. It hurt like hell."
by Detective_ October 8, 2014
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Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.
"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"
by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014
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gaytetsurou

A PERSON WHO IS COOL, KIND, NICE, TERRIFIC, STUNNUNG, MARVELOUS, AWESOME, PHENOMENAL, PERFECT, STELLAR, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE AND IN GENERAL A GREAT PERSON WHOS BETTER THAN THE WORLD! ALSO WAY COOLER THAN ME (≧∇≦) THEY ALSO ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE\(^o^)
Person: "Who is gaytetsurou?"

Yamastan: "the coolest person"
by Sage (^o^)/ January 13, 2022
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