golden grain

An extremely potent alcholic beverage that is 190 proof (95% alcohol), the highest proof alcohol that can exist without evaporating! A warning label says it is not to be consumed without mixing it with something. Contrary to popular belief, Golden Grain is the SAME as Everclear. They are both produced by the same company. Golden grain is generally a bit higher priced as it might be filtered more. It is illegal in some states.

John made a terrible face as he downed a full shot of Golden Grain.

by Chris Cowart November 26, 2006

with a grain of pepper

Taking shit seriously.

Taking shit seriously.
Yo. I mean it with a grain of pepper

by sussyamongusbakabaddie July 1, 2022

Graingered

A state of inebriation usually only experienced by hardened drinkers. often occurring at Lunchtime while you are supposed to be in a meeting with your boss. People who are Graingered often loose control of their bodily functions, and have to spend prolonged periods of time asleep in lavatories. The true Grainger, when ordered home by management will normally wake up in the pub toilet when the manager is trying to close up.

Nick: Dave, where were you yesterday at 4:00?
Dave, sorry boss, I was Graingered

by Grave Danger May 20, 2009

Griansexual

A person that has nothing to do with their life so they decided to make one of their favourite mcyts a sexuality.

Lexy: Hey! I define as Griansexual now!
John: Great! Now would you please get 9 planets away from me?

by Boba_t3a October 20, 2022

unobtainable grain

When a person is into another person or thing solely because that person or thing is not into them.

Dude, you're only into her because she is your unobtainable grain

by unobtainable grain February 9, 2019

grip that grain

to pay attention to the steering wheel and start driving

driver (turning around): hey, where do youi guys wanna eat tonight?
passanger: wtf, grip that grain and pay attention to the road, you gonna get us killed

by roman holiday February 19, 2009

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004