grain belly

A form of stomach upset that you get from drinking too many unfiltered craft beers. Symptoms include feeling bloated, diarrhea, watery stools and a general feeling of malaise. Expect to have intense diarrhea which makes your rectum bleed from excessive wiping for a period of about 12 hours after the last beer is consumed.

Karen and I went to that new micro brewery in town and although the beer was good, I have the worst grain belly from it.

by DeEnda Myhog July 22, 2020

cripping the grain

noun: to crip the grain; to be chill and relaxed; to be doing some weird shit.

Matt Cropsey was cripping the grain while his friends were in the car.

by thecrops November 26, 2009

Take it with a grain of salt

regard something as exaggerated; believe only part of something.

No matter what that dude says, take it with a grain of salt.

by ATOMINE July 15, 2017

grippin grain

A slang term that mean to masturbate a man with a small penis-- hence "grippin" means to masturbate, and "grain" refers to the smallness of a cock.

Sally: Hey Nina, I heard you got a new boyfriend.
Nina: Yeah. His name is Arnold Shwarzenegger.
Sally: Ohhh, you like grippin grain, aye?

by Leah McCar April 19, 2008

take with a grain of salt

To take a statement with 'a grain of salt' or 'a pinch of salt' means to accept it but to maintain a degree of skepticism about its truth.

The idea comes from the fact that food is more easily swallowed if taken with a small amount of salt. (take with a grain of salt)

by _INT_ April 04, 2015

Grain Belt Beer

A brand of beer brewed in New Ulm, Minnesota. Popular with middle aged men and college kids. Rarely found outside of the Midwest.

My dad has a case of Grain Belt Beer in the garage.

by Mike Oseranski November 16, 2006

Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

by Cooker of Rice January 15, 2022