goosing

goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....

last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.

by L briggs September 25, 2006

Goosing

The act of placing your fingers so your hand forms a goose’s head and jabbing it into your victim’s anus

I had to Steve, Roger was asking for a good goosing.

by GooseMan123 August 17, 2018

Gomping

Verb: To kick excessive ass in video games, or life in general.
Noun: Playing CoD or Halo

Dude I'm totally gomping the shit out of you!!

by TheOriginalCaptainanAndRyan April 26, 2011

Goodington

Gunays Way Of Saying Whats Good

Whats Goodington?
Whats Goodington?...Chillington Man

by Sik Beni November 22, 2006

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

Goofing

The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons

Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd

by emanyell June 14, 2011

Gooming

Another term for gaming. 'Gooming' refers to video game addicts who can't stop gaming.

Example one: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!"

Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"

2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"

1: "OK Goomer."

OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!

by KongsKangdom January 19, 2021