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vanity googleing

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic
people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap
by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006
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googlism

A site quite like this one, but inferior in quality.
by strong badian March 13, 2004
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Googles

IT or geek unit of measure. Similar to league or fathom. The number of Google pages down you need to find a particular result.
"I went looking for info on the ORIGINAL Clash of the Titans, man, that thing was 40 Googles deep!"

"I've been to the bowels of the interwebs...200 Googles down!"
by USMCStitch October 7, 2011
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Googlesaur

Porn which can be obtained off Google. Due to parental features and search engine integrity, this porn tends to be of horrible quality and the most softcore nature
Shit, im out, i might have to beat it wit a googlesaur
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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egyptian googles

A more aggresive version of the Egyptian goggles.

A male egaculates his load all over the ass of another male, then punches the asshole of the male until shit falls out. Then the puncher dips his genitals in the shit cum mixture and procedes to violently smash his balls into the eye sockets of the unsuspecting male. Thus causing the other male to ejaculate.
Derek thought that Jeremy was a gential giant but was in for a bone crushing suprise when Jeremy gave him the egyptian googles.
by shit covered bob May 2, 2009
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Googlegasm

When you are looking up hot celebrities on google images and it really turns you on. (aka, jake gyllnehaal and david beckham shirtless)
Courtney had a total googlegasm when she was looking up pictures of David Beckham.
by eschut November 14, 2010
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japanese eye googles

where a man makes his eyes like a china man and a girl squirts in his eyes
i did a japanese eye googles man my eyes are sore though
by boom234 July 12, 2011
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