as your getting head, quickly remove cock and right when your getting ready to get off sharply jam your dick in her eye at the same time of ejaculation (make sure this one thrust counts cause your only getting one chance)... if done right the lady friend should have suffered a concussion and her retina will turn blood red.
by wes leeper November 29, 2007
Get the Golding mug.Just prior to a woman performing felatio, you shave your testicular region and keep the shavings in your clenched fist. Upon fruition, the male makes his deposit on his victims chin, then immediately throws the hair in his fist on to the lucky ladie's face. The hair that remains will form a lovely Billy goat beard on her chin.
by Pappa Lang May 22, 2015
Get the Billy Goating mug.Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.
Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
by mosh_rave January 25, 2009
Get the self-goating mug.A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.
Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.
Guy 2: You and everyone else.
Guy 2: You and everyone else.
by xATLASx October 10, 2012
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by MrGoater October 18, 2011
Get the Goating mug.Originated from the word GOAT (Greatest. Of. All. Time) GOATING is when you are showing flashes of greatness.
by Yung finesser December 20, 2017
Get the GOATING mug.Golding; Is the name given to a person or persons. Who are Money hungry, Only cares for themselves, Nasty individual who enjoys bringing down other's. To his or her level. Which is lower than scrum off a snakes dick. A golding has very low self respect, usually Fat, untidy and smell like shit. Also feels the needs to buy Friendship's. But in general a very lonely sole.
1) That Joe Blow is a full on Golding.
2)Look at the bunch, of Golding's standing over there going through that rubbish bin. no wonder they smell like shit.
2)Look at the bunch, of Golding's standing over there going through that rubbish bin. no wonder they smell like shit.
by Felony One March 5, 2010
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