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googly eye sex

sex when attaching googly eyes to ur penis and the she attachs them to her va jj and they "talk"(have sex)
dam i was having hot googly eye sex with my girl fridn last night
by rolfcopter1234 March 26, 2009
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googly

Awkard or weird, of a strange or odd origin.
These cheetos taste googly.
by tam datson April 9, 2004
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GooglyMonster

A Cuban monster who lives under your bed or stairs. The monster likes to wait for children, then he proceeds to grab the child and have his way with him/her. After the whole situation he smokes a blunt, tells the kid to cheer up and leaves to the next child's house.

The life cycle of a Googly starts with birth, they are asexual. After 12 years he gets his first prey to which he lays his eggs in while he has his way. After a 7 month incubation the parent either splits into 2 or his eggs eat away the child like a parasite.

The only way to stop a Googly is to call the cops, due to his Hispanic look the cops most likely will shoot him instead of arresting him.
Mark got attacked by a Googlymonster last night. He should have called the cops.
by gideonpHalen August 25, 2014
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Great Googly Moogly

Whenever someone realizes something surprising, they say this phrase
by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018
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Googly Eyes

A blind bastard known for his wounded soldiers. He has eyes comprable to such famous people as the Cookie Monster. He enjoys long walks on the beach and dating girls with massive pubic hair. In high school, he was that guy.
he was that guy. fuck googly eyes
by John schoolcraft April 7, 2007
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googly eyes

When a guy puts each testicle in each of a girl's eye sockets.
Damn, your mom is hot! I wanna give her googly eyes!
by bigbizzle June 11, 2006
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googly eyes

Someone who scares everyone they meet with their big ass eyes!
eyes that tend to come way too far out of the head. They usually use a lame excuse that its their contact lenses.
oi bruv why does your bredrin James always look at people with them googly eyes!
by Malaki September 23, 2005
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