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Glag, Glagly, Glagging, Glagged, Glagfully

A parody of the words glad and gag, meant to emulate how one would say "gladly" while performing oral sex, such as while deepthroating a penis or being smothered in pussy.

Originally thought up as the result of a typo in an online discussion between horny nerds about how pollen is basically plant jizz and bees are plant bukkake fanatics.
She glagly took him balls deep in her throat while he glagly ate out her pussy as if it were his last meal on earth while they sixty-nined.

OR

She was all too glag to finally be choking on dick and swallowed everything glagly.
Glagly by Mr. Tentagoo April 25, 2022
Related Words

glaglagla 

Sound Oursenpeluche makes when he is cold
"glaglagla"
Glangly can be spelled two ways Glangly or for a more theatrical use gLangly which emphasizes the gibberish tone of the word. The word is extraordinary because it is open to interpretation and can be used whenever or wherever (via shakira). It is a chameleon of a word. It's easily adaptable. or it can be used to get out of circumstances, nobody would want their ass in.

Commonly used when asked for input, but you are indifferent or apathetic. Instead of caring, you glangly.
devonte: im so bored... and i hate the weather
nefisa: glangly

brittany: what the heelll does that mean?? :$
nefisa: glangly.

nefisa: my dog just died
devonte:...glangly.

Nefisa: Yo, dev, I'm pregnant with your baby
Devonte:....GLANGLY.

nefisa:.....I am your father
Devonte: gLangly :o

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

graglygoon 

The other day I heard graglygoon sucked a dick
graglygoon by xbigxbossx22 December 5, 2016

gladlystoned 

Someone who decides to willingly smoke weed and ends up glad because they're stoned.
"I'm going to roll up a fat ass blunt,I'll be back " *minutes later* " lmao dude ... I'm gladlystoned "
gladlystoned by Gladlystoned November 5, 2017